chris christie is typing it. he's back from mcdonalds and had nothing else to do

The founding fathers would shit their pants if they saw the guns we had today

“It’s fine to talk about how it is hard to be a Republican and a woman—it certainly is.”

The gun has the Second Amendment engraved on the receiver, because civilians slaughtering each other wholesale every few weeks with weapons of war is surely what the founding fathers had in mind.

lazy and UNDERSTANDABLE

olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home

men have bowed down at my vaginal tunnel and found themselves unworthy so yeah I’m a motherfucking ace, if you really want to know

has t servo’s mechanical heart read this post? she has WEIRD MAYO SANDWICH OPINIONS

anna no no no this article is bad if the GOP reads this they’ll get more ideas about how to further remove our right to choose!

i gotchu bb

In February 2015, a report by Israel’s comptroller found that Netanyahu and his wife Sara—who, as an aside, was successfully sued for verbal and emotional abuse by a former employee and was recently recommended for indictment following allegations of embezzlement—spent $68,000 in two years in makeup, hairstyling, and…

“Kid,” wrote one. “Your [sic] not a doctor...sorry to tell you, but not everything you hear on the Internet is true.”

Our political climate has honestly become so polarized and hostile that my immediate thought was “BUT WHAT’S THE CATCH?”

“Isn’t that what being American is? The power of overcoming adversity, and being the best you can be with little resources.”

desiccated, hollowed-out pumpkin stuffed with wasps

this is a dupe post but kinja won't let me delete on mobile I'm so sorry my life is a total dumpster fire

“I was defending the constitution”

“I was defending the constitution”

“thoughts”: thinking about how to get past this incident without doing anything to change the possibility of it happening in the future