Unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar

trump is constructing a golf course in ireland! why is this man building and funding a terrorist country?!

WHEEEEEEE it works! I love you Donna and Josh

ok now I can post gifs

DONNA AND JOSH GIFS GO GO GO

I love this quote.

Despite confirmation of Mateen’s ties to extremist, jihadist ideology, his father, Mir Seddique, told reporters that this was not the case.“[This] has nothing to do with religion,” he said.

❤️💛💙💜💚

Report: fondue process to continue reading jezebel, continue pretending authors and commentariat are her best friends

from what I understand, for women it’s more of a magic juice.

Still more interesting than her red carpet looks

I think her daytime wear is so much more interesting than her red carpet dresses - they’re all the same! sparkly mermaid dress with cutouts/sheer panels/even more sparkles.

she probably didn’t bring her driver’s license with her, she grabbed the place card so her body could be identified

The woman rumored to have inspired “Becky With the Good Hair” fromLemonade, Rachel Roy, reportedly “grabbed her place card” and ran the hell out of the CFDA Awards earlier this week after discovering Beyoncé Knowles was on her way in.

ok I guess 97 years isnt too bad

In less than a month it will have been 240 years since America declared its independence and this country began. In those 240 years there has not been a single woman as a presidential nominee of a major party. ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

also:

“It’s predominantly women and girls, but not exclusively—men bring their daughters to meet me and say that they are supporting me because of their daughters.”

I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women

literally every person in braavos is on my shit list right now for not HELPING THE CHILD WHO IS PROFUSELY BLEEDING FROM THE ABDOMEN AND CLEARLY NEEDS ASSISTANCE