Unclear leader. Bitter convention battle. Failure to come together. Splintering party. Opportunities to fight the real threat are lost while infighting distracts. The other candidate pulls ahead.
fondue process
fondue-process-
Takes a lot less than 20 minutes to kill someone, and you don’t see murderers trying to pull this excuse.
*prints out article, highlights dangers of oral sex, tucks in bedside table*
Or you could shop at Ardene and buy a super cute *ethnic* bikini!
Kagan: pad thai
If “more friends than lovers” was the actual reason they broke up, I feel for them. I’ve had that happen before in a long-distance relationship (and that’s what most celebrity relationships are, in reality), and it’s so painful. You talk to someone every day, and discuss your lives and stories but don’t get that…
as soon as i heard this i couldnt help but think it was depply upfortunate timing
When he’s not busy making terrible paintings of dogs
“Who are you talking to?” and older woman’s voice shouted worriedly from the background.
question for people more experienced with pregnancy than I: can you even detect a pregnancy at 4 weeks? doesn’t this mean her period is, like, 4 days late? I might be with her crazy mom on this one.
All of these are MUCH funnier if you imagine him saying them in the voice of the pool boy from legally blonde. I can’t help but think that he’s next going to accuse the Post writers of wearing last-season Ferragamo shoes...
thank you
also, maybe he realized (or more likely, his lawyers told him) that it’s pretty damn hard to win a defamation case if everything is true
horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler
As a classics major this is SO AMAZING!
I was 99% sure we would have another Arya/Sansa situation where they miss each other by about 100 yards. This was amazing! Two good things have happened to Sansa so far this season... pretty sure that’s more than the last 3 combined.
(to the tune of LMFAO’s “Shots”, ft. Lil’ Jon)
i’m gonna send y’all so many cheese snaps