it me

she already has a pup pup and it’s why i follow her on twitter i’m not a creeper i swear

“LOOK AT THOSE SLUTS! NAKED IN PUBLIC BUT THEY WANT US TO RESPECT THEM? FEMINISM IS A LIE!”

oh, so this is fine, but my american psycho themed wedding isn’t?

was he drinking gin & juice? it’s the only way we’ll know he’s cheating

oh she ded

Poor Rickon. But after all, a good thing happened to a Stark child last week, which obviously means twelve terrible things must now occur.

HI FAM

The Can You Not founders say they’re assembling an advisory board of people nothing like them, to choose which candidates they’ll support.

honest-to-god it’s because we can’t be trusted to not try to eat the whole thing at once and choke on the toy

AND NO TRUMP

a human Kinder Egg whose inner surprise is a tiny pebble of rat shit

this guy was willing to invent and write letters about his gruesome kills to us in indecipherable codes but he won’t even stick around through the convention? smdh ted you’ve lost your mojo

maybe trump will pre-emptively name her secretary of the treasury and we can go for a hat trick

good catch - fixed.

“Multiple scientific and regulatory reviews have determined that talc is safe for use in cosmetic products and the labeling on Johnson’s Baby Powder is appropriate.”

there are three phrases in this world that you shouldn’t believe if you are only “informally assured”:

this makes me miss yoganerd!

it’s the met gala, surely there are unpaid interns to hold a chamber pot under her?

I’m just going to repost my comment from the original The Slot post.