I’m trying so hard to think of what her “initiatives” would be as a first lady and can’t even come up with anything stupid but plausible enough.

do you think he also gave her some warm, fatherly advice about prom and told her not to go to any parties with alcohol (because that’s how you get sexually assaulted)?

Sounds like they were trying to emulate what Ari Fleischer does on 9/11 anniversaries- except for him, it's his own personal account of the day and the things he saw. This is... not the same.

something that will nourish me AND make my clothes come off? I'll take seven

HOLD MY HAND AND UGLY CRY

this is a three-song cover and I listen it for the last one which is amahhhhzing. (sometimes the facial expressions aren’t amazing so maybe listen in another tab).

sometimes I watch the Noel episode just to cry.

*dances out of room while lip synching the jackal*

you get off that limb right now. it’s dangerous and wrong and I won’t let you do it.

CLAUDIA JEAN WE’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH

this family is so goddamn beautiful I can’t stand it

They better pray that oil prices go back up, airfare stays cheap (but both of those can’t happen at the same time) and the Chinese economy skyrockets, because no locals will be going. Even with a ferry directly from NYC and buses from Times Square, no one needs to go there for stores that are already in Soho or on…

It sounds terrifying. And on purpose they’ve made the only entrances to the amusement parks within the malls, I guess so you shop? But to me that just says “screaming children running through the hallways and oh god why did I ever think this was a good idea”.

The developers presented at our company - after Triple 5 (owners of Mall of America) bought Xanadu and changed it to American Dream, shit got real. They’ve almost filled every space and will be exempt from Sunday laws (developer bragged about his friendship with Christie... cool). That part of Jersey is going to be a…

the terrible thing is, developers are trying to make this happen again. In less than 2 years the owners of Mall of America are opening an even crazier version only 30 minutes from Manhattan. How bananas will it be? this bananas:

i’m honestly starting to get a little worried about him

Great point. I hope Megyn Kelly goes off the rails from her hatred of him and starts absolutely slamming him about women’s issues.

terrifying, but even if Trump gets a not-insignificant portion of white working-class men, it doesn’t mean all is lost:

someone please tell me does she still have that horrendous mullet from the early seasons

not the ugly or old ones, they’re invisible.