if I was a lawyer I’d charge double too, it’s a standard billing procedure when you’re getting paid in lead

they send him all the change down in the bottoms of their purses

that’s one ballsy mountain lion, can you imagine going up against a beast like this?

That’s a good point - I hadn’t thought that. Thanks for pointing it out!

it’s obvious why he’s doing this:

did she kill someone before or after she became a woman driver

You nailed it - she isn’t/won’t be affected by a single policy, cultural mentality or tradition that women are.

hot take:

but sometimes, policy polls are the best

I feel like I’ve seen about a hundred different scenes from movies and television shows where women are counseled about the “optics” of their courtroom appearance (whether as a lawyer, defendant or witness taking the stand). Each woman is told to look trustworthy/pure/believable/sympathetic/smart (just last night I…

got a top eight of ex lovers

maybe some women want one so they can finally know the joy of having their reproductive organs regulated by old white male men.

oops duplicate post

“I would have voted for Jim Webb, but he’s not there anymore,” one young RNC employee told me.

if Jada was sweating it, we’d know. mainly because Chris would have gone missing just minutes after the Oscars ended.

yaaaassss new canaan

He's the biggest *living* asshole on the court.

sir I will have you know that I have none of those frivolous items

did I follow you back?!??!?!?! if not you should prob just @me with a cat picture so I know it’s you