so I came to a revelation that he’s not actually 100% sleepy he’s really just looking down all the time because he spent his entire career looking down (into a brain) so he’s just used to it

This interaction is really surprising to me considering how focused she always is on her tone and wording (almost to a fault, in that some people think she can be robotic).

New Jersey revoked my residency.

<3

i’m making those noises in my head and straight up chortling at work

LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH

She’s only visited me 8 times, whereas the other “regular” cats are about 80+ each. Looks like her favorite toys when visiting me are the pyramid tent, beach umbrella and cardboard choochoo. Not sure what her favorite foods are, though. Boooo to those kitties that are too fancy for frisky bits!

I can’t even describe how much I regret drinking a very fiber-heavy smoothie an hour ago.

i just came out here to have a good time and do not appreciate these vicious attacks

Thank you! That was very clearly explained. Although it does kind of sound like a situation where two people are fighting and their friends are shouting encouragement from the sidelines.... so amicus is quite an appropriate name.

I want to see that too. Although it could be hard for women to say “I wanted an abortion, I couldn’t have one, I was forced to have this child.” As much as they may love that child now, it’s got to be difficult to tell the entire world that they didn’t want it.

Also:

It’s so, so paternalistic for men to tell women that they can’t have the choice to end a pregnancy because they might regret it. Don’t just control our bodies, feel free to pop into our heads and predict our thoughts!

i really really really want to know what’s in the suitcase.

and billy the kitten! I’ve left that cowboy hat out for a week and he comes twice a day and I’ve haven’t seen him once!

you can go straight to heck, buddy.

I’m getting lunch soon, lmk what you want and I’ll bring it over

yes and they’re TERRIBLE. “this little girl beat cancer! share and like if support her fight!” “99% of people can’t solve this math problem! if you can, you’re a genius!” “look at this word search! whatever word you see first is your leadership style!”

in february i took to twitter to complain about: