While I think she did terrible things... I can’t get behind putting her anywhere other than a mental care facility. How incredibly disturbing all around.

Well, I just keep getting the feeling that Trump doesn’t 100% believe the shit spewing from his mouth. He looooves the attention, and so I think if he (god forbid) wins, he won’t be nearly as conservative as Rubio or Cruz. Trump’s a cartoon villain, Cruz is legitimately evil.

I love that the GOP is freaking out over their own primary, because as a democrat I’m over here laughing with glee. I want Trump to be their nom! I want it more than anything I’ve wanted in a long time! This is the biggest and best shitshow I’ve watched in forever and I hope this never ends!

A mild not-entirely-unpleasant tickling sensation followed by a gentle moistness that doesn’t require a shower, but definitely a wet wipe or two.

I prefer Bloomper, personally. Rolls off the tongue and also sounds like a sexual maneuver... any suggestions of what the move is?

Ah, yes. Because alcohol turns us ladies into boozy harlots who spread our legs for everyone and don’t care about using protection!

Yeah, F that (the CDC’s guidance). If I’m actively trying to get pregnant, sure I’d probably cut back, because I’d know it wouldn’t be the best idea to be drinking (heavily) in case I did get pregnant.

Ewwww! That’s terrible airplane etiquette... committed by the airline itself!

they say the opposite of love is not hatred, but indifference.

“if you don’t sit up straight, you’re going to be one of those sad old women on the subway who are all stooped over.” - my mom

You can get bed bugs anywhere. You can be injured in a mass shooting anywhere. DO NOT GO ANYWHERE.

are you literally the only person ungreyed on the slot?!

ELLIE: Does anyone have an iPhone charger?

Last summer I paid about $500 more to fly to Europe on BA rather than Air China or Aeroflot because I figured it would be a much better experience (and also I’m an travel snob). Instead, both BA flights were old 747s with terrible seatback entertainment systems and terrible seats with lumpy padding. One flight was…

They are terrible! Sometimes you don’t get Zika symptoms but bed bugs with infest your apartment and you’ll have to put all of your things in bags for literally weeks and possibly throw out your mattress and it also requires your apartment to be basically fumigated with icky bad chemicals. EEEEEEEEEEEEK

I’m pretty sure they can cling to luggage, clothes, etc. I mean, people don’t even know how they get them (especially if they haven’t bought any secondhand clothes or furniture lately). Rich Juzwiak over @ Gawker wrote a terrifying post about his experience having bed bugs :(

In Taboo, Hardy plays James Keziah Delaney, heir to the East India Company, a massive 19th-century shipping business. He’s returning from Africa to reclaim his place in the company, though his late father’s partners thought he was dead and don’t want to hand him the reins.

yes yes you would

YES okay now I’m going to send in the straaaaaangest things now. You’re doing the Lord(e)’s work right here.

Anna how on earth do you find out about these things