just started The Nightingale! It’s great so far.

sometimes I’ll forget and be like, “loved the show last Sunday!” and she’ll be like, ugh fondue, do you think I work for 60 Minutes?

my friend is a producer for 20/20 and I convinced her to pitch Flint for the next episode. I can only hope they dive deep into these very telling redacted emails

That would be amazing, and I can only hope she would then make another one of her signature foot-in-mouth offensive comments back.

at least the GOP is consistent.

Sarah, the only ways the troops aren’t being supported are the ways that actually matter - healthcare, rehabilitation (physically, mentally, emotionally), resources for a successful integration back into society...

My last book was All the Light We Cannot See, and it was damn good.

she’ll move to an abscure country (Vanuatu? Easter Island?), give birth to 12 children, adopt them all even though they’re already hers, donate 5 to charity, then stand upon a mountain top, pound her chest and bellow “SUCK IT, ANGELINAAAAAA”

also called that because they’re expecting every guest to bring a shotgun or three to the ceremony. Or maybe they’ll giveshotguns to every guest? Or there’s some kind of 21 shotgun salute after they both say “I do”? Honestly you could tell me any shotgun-related thing about this wedding and I’d believe it.

is it just me or do they say everyone is ALWAYS pregnant with twins?!

No such luck :(

She had an increasing sense that “there was something mighty in the mini-campaign, and to know, as a citizen, as a poet, as a woman, as a human being, that I could run a campaign as much as the next person.”

**work appropriate if you work at Gawker or another media/tech company with a hip, casual, all-work-and-all-play vibe

**work appropriate if you work at Gawker or another media/tech company with a hip, casual, all-work-and-all-play vibe

I’m not a biologist, but I’ll make a diagnosis: Ted Cruz is not a human being composed of organic compounds, but instead a sentient block of childrens’ tears, Spam, and crumpled-up bank statements obscuring illegal campaign donations all blended together and molded into the shape of a 40-something man who refuses to…

he sure does take a lot of pleasure from exe-Cruz-ting hope!

Hey now. His love of gruesome ways to die, and describing them, is perfectly in line with the Old Testament!

I wonder if the baby has some sort of problem absorbing nutrients which was then exacerbated by the wrong diet? Obviously I’m no doctor, but I would think there would be a lot of necessary vitamins in the pureed fruits/vegetables/formula, but maybe not in the proper proportions or amounts.

I don’t think there should be any shame that you needed help - I’m sure it’s difficult to save your own funds while married, especially if you have children and/or a mortgage or any other major expenses. Life gets in the way sometimes! But that’s really great that you are planning now, and want to be a financial role…

absolutely true, but so difficult in practice for people who’ve never been majorly f’ed over before... until recently, I was pretty lucky in putting all my eggs in one basket and having everything work out.

I’m curious to know why the parents did this (article isn’t entirely clear, just says they started with cow milk and then moved to almond).