This is the most uplifting, #inspirational thing I’ve heard all week.

was this timed to be posted exactly when Allie’s article went up (or vice-versa, probably definitely vice-versa)? is today officially “behind the insta-ad curtain” day?!

My mom has an ancestry “wheel” (like this, but bigger) for her grandfather. It’s about 4x4 feet and the furthest wheel/ring goes back to the mid-1500s, too. Good ol’ Archibald and Chastity.

But I know people like that. I know plenty of people that cry. They’re very good people.

On one hand, I’m jealous, but there’s also a mild bit of schadenfreude about listening to successful urban men complain about how hard it is to get out there and make a basic attempt at meeting people.

c’mon, ladies - as long as the guy loudly & defensively says “it was a JOKE!” afterwards, it’s all good.

So exactly who do they sue for damages and funds to cover the care of the adults and children who will have life-long disabilities because of this fuckup?

I’M GETTING FiOS INSTALLED TODAY THIS IS FATE!

New York is only America one day a year. It is known.

a colleague just told me about the weed goldfish crackers he got from his dealer.

same! not that I’d buy either of these, but if I did it would be 100% Cam’s.

mighty morphin’ incarcerated power danger-to-the-public!

Gucci?! Damn girl. Good inheritance :)

I did it in a response to @burlivesleftnut - check it out! I’m @fondueprocess

my eccentric aunt found a bright purple Chanel 2.55 in the back of her closet (seriously) and gave it to me.

You gotta water your plants, Jeb Bush. Nobody can water them for you. Don’t let they water ‘em for you; you water ‘em for you.

maybe it would have been nominated if it was a polar bear

I firmly believe he’s got the boxed set waiting for him up there.

HOW’D IT GO?!

After all this time, Alan.