brokers: broke-ing marriages left and right

no-holds-barred obama is the best obama

a colleague of mine is going through his FOURTH divorce. another one has 5 kids by 3 wives, and he’s not even 45 yet. the national head of our department is on his third, and doesn’t really hide his proclivity of hanging out with prostitutes.

on the other hand, he’s definitely an overinflated whoopie cushion covered in cheez-whiz

what... is.... that

when i was like 16 i had a totally unexpected lesbian dream where i was with this pretty girl who looked sort of really like me and she was wearing a black silk nightie that was really soft and we just kind of softly touched each other all over

read this great article from wired - science is getting close to truly natural breast reconstruction (article was written 5 years ago, so maybe it’s finally happening)!

said this to another person!

non-US airlines are so so so much better. i’m flying to LA for a wedding next year and no joke i’m paying more than i am to go to freaking europe

yikes

yup. yup, yup, yup.

how old were you?

well, I’m still heavier than I was pre-birth control (although granted I went on BC after my first ever period because it was 12 days long and I was throwing up from how bad the cramps were, and I was 95 lbs beforehand and basically hadn’t gone through puberty yet)

i’m going in march and i’ve never been more excited for a trip even though it’s be freezing as heck. thrilled to go to stockholm and up to the laplands. hoping with all my might that we get to see the northern lights, even if it’s a bit late in the season. weee!

hope that teachers will integrate We Should All Be Feminists into their teaching, and will be distributing discussion guidelines to help.

there was a super interesting article about breast implant technology in wired a couple years back. a group of scientists are working on technology to help women grow natural breasts post-mastectomy. if it ever moves beyond that to be an option available to all women, i’d maybe consider it.

they’ll sag less when you’re older! joke’s on the big booped girls who made me so jealous and feel so inferior in high school.