i changed birth controls and it made me lose like 20 pounds and while it was great to lose the love handles i’m so sad about my shrunken boobles. come back boops i miss u :(

idk why but when i sleep on my side i cup my booble

I’m sure you can buy a print somewhere!

stacey be like

so many yaaassss

Game of Thrones’ fifth season was notable for the absence of Bran Stark, the spirited young cripple of the North and Hodor’s glorified jockey.

you sound like you’re from connecticut, the paradise where we don’t talk about emotions or feelings

don’t it always seem to go

well

good for you, pammy.

omg no dad why. why. dad why.

he and the “old guard” seem truly baffled and confused about what has happened to their party in the past 15 years. they don’t know how to play the game anymore and can’t seem to realize that logic, reason & level-headed persuasion are no longer winning tactics. it’s like the political world has moved on and left them…

but maybe then they can go live in a nice retirement home together

super tangential story

absolutely beautiful trash. wonderful trash. a yuuuge, gorgeous pile of trash. a pile of trash that will make america great again.

you’re putting your doctor’s kids through college

thx bae

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