wow that is a crazy career change! I never would have imagined that a chimp would self-harm - that really hits home to me about how smart and emotional they are, like us. I would have cried watching them touch grass, no joke.
fondue process
fondue-process-
“I think that we are really meant for each other because I could already tell that we had so much in common, just by looking at you! For instance, we’re both multi-celled organisms. What are the odds of that?!”
um, excuse me, i really don’t appreciate being outed i thought jezebel was a safe space
If I were a creepy guy I would just post super vague descriptions to get as many women as possible
your feed taken out of context is destroying me right now
what do u mean dashley
ah, happens to the best of us. sometimes I’ll be trying to back out of the garage and will be like, oh fuck I left my islamophobia in the way, now I have to get out and move it & I’m going to be so late for work now
Great point. I think people forget how dynamic political parties are; both Dem and Republican parties, in terms of platform/opinions on issues, are completely different than 100, 50, 30 years ago. A true “Reagan Republican” would have no chance of getting elected now; candidates just want to call themselves that…
My block of cubicles at work is all girls (and one poor guy). We’ve all been humming along to the songs all week. I made about 10 people watch the hoverboard What Do You Mean video because it is life.
well, it’s not a hitler/nazi analogy, so at least he’s diversifying his portfolio of offensive comparisons
I have a new analogy
looks great on Todd too
We have so much more in common with Republicans. We have conservative values: pro-life, in favor of traditional families.
Maybe they can keep going with the innocuous-emoji-as-sexy-things and create a trash bag emoji?
She totally was one of those people who gave birth and had hair and makeup people in the room before the placenta even came out
WE HAVE REACHED PEAK JENNY