there’s a douchey broker in my office who looks JUST LIKE WARREN

OH MY GOD YOUR JENNYS ARE THE WORST

I think for Christmas, Hannukah and Kwanzaa I’d like to receive my first vibrator because smoking just makes me a great combo of sleepy, cuddly and frisky as hell

I think it involved a teeny guillotine. My roommate was a vegetarian and I know she hated every day of that project, but it was for a renowned professor who was going to write a great rec for her med school applications.

why are the bangles defying gravity and sitting so high on their arms

But how can all research be done in that way? My college roommate was doing research on the effect of a chemical on brain cells - it involved giving the chemical to voles, waiting a few days, and then killing the voles and looking at slices of their brain under a microscope. How do they do that in a cruelty-free way?

I hope they carried bouquets made of lace and feather dusters!

Couldn’t their photog have ‘shopped these huge bra straps out? Or could they take them off for just the photos? This is the really concerning issue for me.

something something something chimps in NH explains why Trump’s polling so well

Trull noted that Ebola kills chimpanzees in the wild, and wondered if efforts to create a vaccine for wild apes could be hindered without research chimps for testing.

You’re a little cool. I’ll allow it.

I loooove the cards and stationery at Rifle Paper Co.! Also, any of the bajillion different art prints at Society6 can be made into cards. I’m guilty of buying cards for myself to hang at my desk.

well when you combine them you get black & yellow bile which is actually another name for steelers fans

“Perhaps the mechanical device’s biggest advantage is that it is not a leech,”

“Yes” should be followed by “Are you sure?” A quickly uttered one-syllable word isn’t enough consent to then lead to penetration a second later.

She may have also been in so deep with the story that by the time she realized the inconsistencies it was too late to scrap everything and start over - after all, she was a writer with a deadline who has to rely on the magazine for funding and promotion - and it sounds like RS wasn’t giving her an out.

It’s been about 8 years, but from looking at LinkedIn it seems like she’s living in her hometown and has a blog about fashion and music, which I know she loves. One way we had originally bonded was over our struggles with mental illness - I’ve had my depression managed (medically) for 10 years now, but she was…

The control-and-power thing makes it even scarier for me, because it says the desire to rape is a mental thing, a twisted, tangled, evil tumor that we can’t easily remove or treat. I almost wish it was about sex.

And, you know, people in America want stable jobs, so let’s give them jobs in this camp. And by stable, I mean for years. They can work these jobs in the camps for years and never leave. They’ll be so grateful!

we were having a little follow party over on the Jenny McCarthy/Charlie Sheen article! I just signed up for an account solely to interact w/ jezzies and gawker (ex)writers :)