I wrote this below but that’s what happened with my college roommate. She insisted it wasn’t rape and wouldn’t let us report it. I know she went to an off-campus counselor so the school wouldn’t find out about it, but still ended up dropping out of school and cutting off contact with everyone.

My freshman year roommate was raped at a party, but to penetrate the guy used his fingers rather than penis (not sure if there’s a scientific way of saying that). She was a virgin. She came in to our room crying and soaking wet from the rain with torn underwear in her coat pocket. I still remember her pleading with me…

oh wow, you win. fuck that jenny. I hope you tell every guy that story so they feel bad and tell you that you’re trying your best to overcome your disability

counterpoint: Ariana Grande is american and when singing she slurs her words worse than my uncle at thanksgiving

thanks!! following back. my boss is in Cannes so I’ve got lots of free time to obsessively refresh jez and comment :)

Isn’t that something Marines do at weddings? Or any service members with swords? Sounds pretty fun, as long as you don’t try to lick the frosting off...

Just breathed a HUGE sigh of relief. Please tell me it’ll still be on Mondays - BCO always helps me ease into the weeks with some laughs!

Definitely just stared @ Kandu and took a little too long to realize what it meant... time for coffee. Or pizza.

well that’s why Imade a new & anonymous one, so I don’t feel pressure to follow friends and pretend they’re interesting. I just want to see what the writers & other commenters are up to and keep out the crap that I don’t care about.

or, OR, make fake invitations on vistaprint, send them out while wearing old wedding dress and sitting at the dining room table

up is down, down is up, majestic royalty is an illusion masking my lame legal joke

definitely do! it’s a great way to keep up to date on their new projects!

woohoo! jezzies unite!

:) thanks! will follow back!

thanks pretty lady!

#NotAllJennys

Petition to require any leftover campaign funds to be donated to charity after the election?

can’t watch a video at work but that preview picture makes me intrigued as fuck

“Hillary does not like to ask for money,” Buell continued. “It’s not natural for her.”

Same! Her end goal is obviously not altruistic or selfless, but if this is one of her means to a way, I’m cool with it.