Why not both?

Ah! Thanks for the correction. Too late to edit but now I know :)

DINO WEAPON ATTACK THE PATRIARCHY

YES. And I just fell down the rabbit hole of googling “fun hijabs”. Will report back soon.

I don’t get it. Why do people want a president who they could grab a beer with? When is that skill ever going to help out a president?

and also:

“I haven’t gotten laid in 8 years, and I’m A-OKAY with that!”

totally unrelated, but I hate this whole not showing all posts on the front page thing. The Slot is one of my favorite subblogs and I sometimes forget to check it!

I really, really want a print of his cat painting and hate myself a little for it.

Wow, that interview really is entirely about cake.

Santa/Trucker: “YOU GET PRESENTS! HO HO HO!”

Little sisters, amiright? Always going on about how life isn’t fair and they can’t do that thing they want to do because Becky did it one time and broke her leg.

Ayyyyyy Chillary so chill so chill chiller than a chilly iced tea

Phirst Philanderer

My heart breaks for these girls. They’re forced to grow up way too young and in tragic ways.

***cheet-o dust

dress suit

That looks kind one of those horrific STD pictures they have on WebMD.

Oh.. oh god no. Just reading that sentence made me feel the taste of Satan’s Licorice Breath in the back of my throat.

Seemingly referring to transgender people, he called men wearing women’s clothing “an abomination” according to Deuteronomy.