Durberbick McDumberdash should probably change his too.

We like to feel we have got a good representation.

Ooh my roommate is a producer on that show! It’s been her baby for the past few months (with a painful bajillion-hour labor). We don’t get ID so I may have to resort to illegal methods in order to support her!

OMG the prosciutto bouquet tie is the best part of this I’m so hungry now

You’ll Never Believe This One Quick Trick To Lose Weight Without Changing Your Diet!

I’m a bridesmaid in a Catholic wedding next year.

HOW IS THIS NOT AN IMMEDIATE CAUSE FOR ALARM

And 18% honey badger.

“I REFUSE TO GO TO PROM WITH JOHN OLIVER imeanhedidn’taskmebut HE SHOULDN’T WASTE HIS TIME BECAUSE I WOULDN’T WANT TO GO WITH THAT DUMMY ANYWAYS”

They haven’t trafficked in the same goods for awhile.

I will vote for her, even though I’m more aligned with Bernie’s policy stance.

At first I was going to let it go

You’re a good egg, Randilyn. I’ll keep you around!

Can someone just tell me ONE person/place/thing that I can truly trust? Because my cat is getting old and I’m not sure who I’m going to turn to after that.

hopefully something this

pretty much describes my friend group tbh

There’s no gender inequality in America. We ended that when women got the right to vote.”

It’s okay, most of the time people don’t think I’m funny either! I’ve just been upping my game because things are going really well in my life right now and the only thing holding me back is being in the greys on Jez :(