I’m sure Raven-Symone will be plenty outraged about it on twitter!

like this?

and also my favorite gif ever

Yeah - if there are 7 guys in a friend group, and 6 of them are major douchecanoes, I find it hard to believe that the other guy will be a total sweetie.

Obviously! My mom keep the trophy in the freezer next to the placenta from my birth.

And in two weeks:

my sides

And you just made my day a bit happier! It’s a dull day here so I’ll try to top this :)

Maybe add a ski mask if you haven’t had time for your usual beauty routine because you’re too busy polishing your gun and taking glamour shots while holding it

You made me sad.

My face when I read this article. WANT SO BADLY.

My office will definitely not allow this. Anyone want to start a kitten gif party?!

You can conceal your assault rifle. Just carry it inside a black trench coat - nobody feels nervous around people with those!

I feel like it would go better with queso because when that ish comes out of the microwave it is hotter than molten lava

I mean, he’s just taking a page out of the Republican Playbook™... we all know how effective taking the high road and using facts has been on issues like gun control and abortion!

Ummm sounds like someone needs to up their volcano game

And people say you can’t buy love.

It’s like mansplaining but so much worse because DADSPLAINING

Oh no oh no that is like if the entire population of Texas was male and hardcore meninists.