TBF I think passing out from drinking too much Boone’s Farm might be considered less “blacking out” and more of a “diabetic coma” ...

i have a sinking feeling that i’m the camilla in this unfortunate cosmic scenario. so, i’ll be snarking from the groom’s side of the aisle, and also, yes let’s get drunk at the reception. we can trade fascinators and be so cheeky!

i’m glad i’m not the only one that has random dreams they’re somehow intimately involved with the royal family. in one, they were throwing me a dinner party filled with only candy; in another, we were at a charity event and kate was annoyed that p. billy (that’s prince william, for those not indoctrinated into my…

“...and the angry messages aimed at you when I was the one who mentioned him (and it wasn’t even about him in the first place) while I got cordial responses) then that is behaviour that needs to be talked about too.”

I love it.

What’s hilarious about this is that one of my first posts on this name was specifically identifying myself as a burner intended to follow her (username checks out) because I didn’t want to sully my other name. Peaches I thought you were just braver than me and used your normal burner to follow her. :) And now I know…

I came here to say the same, thanks for keeping watch on the wall, Peaches. Happy Holidays, we see you girl!

If you lived in the DC Metro area, I’d make you my honorary mom.

I’m sure you’ve gotten previous messages, just wanted to do my part and mention that the shitty response you got was most likely our resident troll, Meteor, under a new name, yet again. I did not respond to her comment because it might validate the response, and you may dismiss my comment with or without prejudice if…

Awesome, good looking out. Will keep Watch On The Wall. Here’s hoping she gets the message, while realistically understanding if that were to happen, it would have already, a while ago.

Band Name: Bardot Burner
First Album: Lady in Grey
(I can do vocals if they don’t have to be good or sound pleasant in any way)

Ya that horseshit she’s slinging is coming from her own mouth, which is in itself a garbage bin. There have been several reports of that as well. Happy Holidays, we see you girl.

You’re correct - a dog with a bone, that one. Which is insulting to glorious and all good dogs. I know Short has wanted to keep the drama to a dull roar and take the high road, but this “loudest in the room is the one who gets to stay” bullshit is bullying, and I’m available for the good fight, should one be fought.…

See, that’s what I’m saying - stooping to their level is shameful, but occasionally necessary. They should learn they’re bad at hurting people based on precisely how bad things can burn when aimed in their direction. I will respect your advice to stay in my lane, but I will just say, if you guys need a mad dog to sic…

Does this position require constant attendance, or just daily? Can I drink entire bottles of wine and go HAM on this “person” after they cross the line by going after kids, regardless of how nonsensical and “insult 101" her words are? I sometimes have weekly motivation to argue, sometimes it’s daily - is this…

Oh, no, I know, sorry! I’m still bummed that someone called me a troll earlier today because I of my new burner and having made a joke about two other trolls. Did not intend to project - apologies. :)

Honestly, dismiss all my comments if that’s what it takes - I don’t care about attention, I care about people hiding behind lies and bullying others. I was part of that thread, you and I chatted there, and I wish there was a way to identify myself without, you know, asking for more shit.

Happy to help, if it’s helpful. And as I mentioned before, despite what “anyone” thinks, I’m not the one who’s trolling here. :-/

Also - is another rule around here to NOT mention previous trolls? I made a joke to another user and they’ve accused me of “outing” myself, which I suppose is fair, given my short commenting history, yet despite the fact that I explained that I created this burner to protect my other burner and out Meteor for this…

I can barely manage different bank accounts - how are they keeping all this straight? Maybe they have a spreadsheet dedicated to like 1,000,000,000 burner accounts?