“For many years, Samuel Little believed he would not be caught because he thought no one was accounting for his victims,” which seems to have been an accurate belief.

“The wise man bowed his head solemnly...”

Always Presidential Primary Truthers.

Hey, Pennsylvania’s an important state — if Yang’s tied in Pittsburgh it’s good news.

Middle-aged ladies love telling me I look like “a Property Bro,” and it took me forever to realize they didn’t mean, like, a fratty real-estate agent.

Who’d they be competing with for the 8 seed?

The thing is, “gaffes” have always only mattered if they’re reported on like they matter. The uniform message this time round is that no one should care about Biden’s “gaffes” (that is to say, his outrageous lack of ideas, preparation, or capacity), and so no one will. It’s the other side of Her Emails (and it’ll last…

I’d imagine they it most spacious under the center of the bridge, fwiw.

The other stuff is bad because it’s super fucking racist, but the record player part is just another Wacky Biden Gaffe -- much more comfortable ground for an overwhelmingly white political media.

The scariest thing in P.T. is the creeping destruction of public culture at the hands of overreaching IP law. It’s following us right now.

Two brooms? Luxury!

Only acceptable with the sanctifying presence of mayonnaise.

It’s legitimately amazing how sloppy so many pharmacies are. How are they not killing people?

Management is different from labor. Walmart store managers aren’t complicit in the Waltons’ fuckery, even though they willingly accept their money in exchange for work.

I think he’s being a dickhead.

Her admission that the stuff she did as a kid wasn’t cute for a grown-ass woman really made up for a lot of past sins.

But you keep getting stronger. I think modern training/health techniques can make that a tradeoff for gymnasts rather than a straight loss.

I wonder if, like tennis’s Big 3, Simone Biles is going to just keep dominating another whole generation of competitors.

I feel like there’s something about this kid that makes him...different.

I submit that soliciting nudes from your fans is offensively sleazy regardless of their age.