This article makes me feel so impossibly old.

That’s an impressively dim troll for coming out with that line about an incident where, if my count is right, absolutely no more than one cis white male was even possibly among the victims.

The increasing number of “...uh, just ‘cuz, I guess” mass shootings is genuinely unreal. Remember when a dude shot like 500 people and we never figured out why?

Yes, but you see, she’s opposed by a young liberal woman, which means she’s relatively Midwestern.

OK, but, where can I get the lobster claw shirt?

It is in fact almost certain.

This Lindsey Graham erasure will not stand!

Conservative-ish foreign policy scholar Daniel Drezner is on entry 879 of his #ToddlerinChief series of Trump allies treating him like a child.

He literally wrote a book about being the target of [actual] antisemitic Twitter attacks, so one would hope even she would have the decency to refrain. But...

Quillette is the bane of satire.

Keeping up on Youtuber drama is a specific kind of online, just like following tumblr feuds or Twitch streamchat memes. Or maybe that’s the difference between “online” and “extremely online”?

He was very upset when Keith Ellison, a “black, Muslim progressive,” became DNC co-chair instead of “a Rust Belt populist.” Dude’s very, very, conspicuously, racist.

do you know what the dnc is

I mean, it’s one thing to 100% act like a shit when you’re caught in the wrong. It’s another to do that and also be in the wrong 100% of the time.

Or to JOHN G.D. LEWIS for denying he was from the deep south?

Note that she was only chunkier. He wouldn’t haughtily refuse sex with some fatty.

Absolutely in love with all the people explaining What FIBA Stands For in the comments here. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re not providing a service.

I’m pretty sure if you can’t prove you’re fully aroused during the anthem you’re breaking the Flag Law and Dishonoring The Troops.

Dersh has only publicly committed to being dtf pubescent children, but I’m pretty sure a Black five-year-old could get arrested for Anthem Terrorism.

And, similarly, dozens of terrible things about car ownership. It’s a fucking hassle at best; the clean+private+self-directed vs. cheap+safe+low-upkeep tradeoff obviously depends on degrees of each, but I bet if we put the equivalent cost of each person owning and maintaining a Tesla into subway upkeep it would get…