If tunnels with self-driving cars were available, that would be a terrific thing.

oh shit, I’m sorry! yeah, that’s unquestionable, at least for a few more years until Serena’s in the mix.

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Is that the bigger point? Not that the government turned its coercive power on her because she offended Our Ruler? Because that seems like a bigger point than standup comedy rankings.

Every single person who’s played or watched kids’ sports knows at least one more annoying sports parent.

And yet it’s still cooler than sports-bloviating on ESPN and Twitter.

Jesus, dude.

Perversely, parents with attention disorders are probably less likely to forget their kids this way than habitually diligent ones.

If the people this happens to aren’t hideous monsters, then how can I be sure it’ll never happen to me (and don’t try to tell me it could happen to me, that’s impossible)?

Tops on cars are the real killers.

Death penalty, obvs. If they’re responsible at all, they’re responsible for horrifically killing their own child, so we should treat them as the irredeemable monsters that makes them.

Only the most hubristic of people think this couldn’t happen to them.

If a bad thing happens, we need to find someone close to it and make sure a bad thing happens to them. Otherwise the gods will be angry with us and the crops will fail.

this is like repeatedly

Yeah but she totally owned the libs. What’s the more important priority?

I mean, Splinter house style dictates that Trump is no worse than any Democrat but Bernie. Given that, what’s wrong with agreeing with Uday?

I, too, believe that HIV needs to be cured by loving and accepting it for its essential goodness. That is a good belief that smart, reasonable people have.

Democrats, fortunately, aren’t 100% uniformly dumb racist trash like Republicans, so we’re pretty well inoculated against that sort of candidate.

Really, the only acceptable preference order for any position in government should be Bernie>being roasted alive>literally anyone else conceivable. We get that or else we’re worse off than with Trump.

Look, do you wanna own the libs or not?