Fortunately, Democrats as a party are much better than Republicans.

No, basically everyone with a political identity other than “The Democrats suck and I hate them” recognizes she’s a snake-oil saleswoman with horrifying substantive positions. She’s a fucking HIV denialist, for god’s sake.

Third, dude’s getting super pumped about a play that doesn’t even involve his kid. That’s awesome! It’s the objectively correct way to watch kids’ sports!

The only real sin is undermining the influence and authority of the powerful men in your community, which is what happens if you get to make any choices at all about sex and relationships.

It’s a real achievement by the The Fail to make even optical-illusion clickbait dishonest.

Right?! I’m honestly pretty bummed at the tone of this comment section. Dude announces every one of his personal, ethical, political, and metaphysical commitments is wrong, and...it must be some kind of con? C’mon. There are too many other people in need of hating to waste it on this guy.

I mean, pretty much everyone who’s not talking about taking a building down piece-by-piece uses ‘deconstruction’ nonsensically, so why not let Evangelicals join in?

Sounds like the goal was a kind of return to pre-modern transactional marriage? Parents arranging marriages for their children within the Evangelical community, reinforcing the bonds and hierarchies those people are so in love with.

Much respect, both for your moral/emotional toughness and for the phrase “died-again.”

That is indeed a super GIF.

So they’re namechecking Barry Lyndon, but do they claim the title as a reference to the classic direct-to-home-script exploitation play La Ronde by Arthur Schnitzler (whose novella Dream Story, like Barry Lyndon, inspired a Kubrick film)? Because that’s a level of unearned pretension I have to respect.

Rajon is honestly kind of a cult-classic himself.

On the one hand I feel bad for Pop, having his first year as coach see a superstar exodus, but on the other, he took the Spurs to the playoffs this year with no point guards on the depth chart. He’ll make a team of above-average NBA players into a killing machine and it’ll be great.

Well shit, what’s a cellar for if things don’t age in it?

Chuck Schumer can request — indeed, demand — whatever he wants, but he can’t unilaterally remove a Senator. Franken could have refused and stuck around through the election, where a win presumably would have been seen as a mandate to stick around.

Obviously he’s playing. You think he’d stand up his team when they’re playing at home?

I assume you mean by this that New York’s children can’t possibly be further injured by exposure to bad basketball.

I dunno, I wouldn’t put it past him to have as many as 8 or 10 eyebrows secreted around his body.

He...wasn’t raped. Or lynched. He was convinced to retire from a hugely prestigious job and go back to being an extremely wealthy private citizen.

But it reduces the risk of this sort of sudden death, doesn’t it? (I’m honestly asking. I knew about the accumulated damage, but I thought there was at least a tradeoff.)