I've seen Law and Order SVU enough times to know how this will play out.

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.

Ugh, every time she says homie my cringometer goes to 11. It's like listening to your dad trying to sound "with it" talking about "that hippity hop" in front of the boy you have a crush on or something. (In this comparison, you are in 9th grade, FWIW.)

I read that as "John Mayer and Katy Perry hook up WITH Drake" and was like, HELLO.

What do you suggest I do about it?

I don't even know what Thought Catalog is, but the two posts that I became aware of was that one guy's fan-fiction about his dick and this woman whining about how hard it is being rich. I don't need that shit.

I teared up when reading the signs these women were holding. Dammit. I hate people. I hate people who are evil even more. Dammit so much.