Girl, even if you left your kid (ok, with a sitter) to go get hammered, YOU DO YOU. The stigma around women doing something that does not involve their kids is insane. First you spend 9 months as a teetotal hormonal baby oven, then you have to give birth (!), then you don’t get a single night out? I call SHENANIGANS.

When I lived in Berlin I saw it all the time! I never minded it one bit, babies are people too. Just, maybe keep an eye on them and take them outside if they’re fussy, you know? I remember one time I was at a very relaxed cafe late-afternoon and there was a young kid SCREAMING his head off while mom was ignoring him.…

My partner works in a bar and once almost STEPPED ON a baby that was crawling around on the floor while he had 5 hot plates of food in his arms/hands/whatever voodoo trick he does. He got furious at the mom for putting the kid in danger (the floor of a bar! a BAR!) and kicked them out.

Pretty sure I stole it from, like, 2006 :(.

Dear sanctimoms, where is your kid while you are on social media shaming other mothers for their choices?

This is amazing.

Heartbreaking read, but a beautiful piece of writing.

That seems way more practical! I’m just waiting for a woman with a big ass diamond ring to condenscendingly tell me the ring ‘isn’t impractical at all’ and ‘just wait until you get engaged’.

Big engagement rings seem so damn impractical when you do anything with, you know, your hands. Moreover, I am super clumsy and scatterbrained and I am not to be trusted with expensive things on my person. I told my partner that should we ever get engaged, I would be fine with no ring/a super simple ring. If you feel…

I have to say, it takes some entitled mediocre white man BALLS to sue a website because you got caught cheating.

YES. THAT IS A TERRIBLE FRIEND.

Why do those people look like they’re trying to dig something out of each others’ throats? Are they trying to be ‘passionate’ or did they watch so much porn that they think this is what making out is?

That is an excellent baby.

Bra-burning uggos?

I lost my shit at the slinky-choker. That is something an actual 4 year old would proudly come up with.

I don’t think I would be a bridezilla or anything, but if my maid of honour brought some journalists to my wedding to follow her around I’d be all NO PLUS ONE FOR YOU.

Lol @ her talking about how much she gets recognized now. If she washed off the blackface and stopped getting that perm she’d probably live in relative anonimity.

Oprah is such a terrible interviewer! I never understood why people enjoyed her interviews so much. She is judgy, tries to talk for her interviewees, interrupts and when she says something she thinks is particularly profound, she repeats it 5 times, all at the cost of a good give and take with the interviewee and…

CONGRATS, EVERYONE!

I always feel so bummed out when I hear about couples with young kids divorcing. I just can’t wrap my head around it - a few years ago you were into each other enough to put new humans on the earth, now you can’t stand each other enough to give said new humans a stable home? It’s just so sad for everyone involved.