Can you imagine being on a plane and SOME MOTHERFUCKER TRIES TO OPEN THE DOOR? I fly quite a bit (boarding another plane in 2 days) and I’m happy to report to you all that I now officially have a new fear of flying.

Couple goalz

Wasn’t she busy solving human trafficking? Wow, this woman can truly do it all.

I think Haim is good, but I don’t love them. Like, I know they’re out there and I don’t mind their music at all, but the songs don’t stick with me or really make me react. I definitely agree with the Rumours vibe in this song though (which should make me like them more! But it doesn’t).

From the moment I started reading your work I have never doubted you’d go on to do a lot of cool things. Good luck!

Judging everyone here: no, no it is not.

I just laughed for a solid two minutes at “I saw an anus”.

I bet it wasn’t great for the old lady you drove over either.

I feel like it’s 100% reasonable to expect that you don’t have to look at any poo while you’re eating at a restaurant.

He makes terribly annoying music, but I don’t blame Ed Sheeran for staying off Twitter at all. Twitter can be exhausting as a Normal, I can’t imagine what a shitstorm it is if you’re as famous as he is.

I’m happy for you, and I hope your new job will give you a bit of a fresh start.

Good for her! I’m going to their Amsterdam show later this year and I CANNOT WAIT!

LOL THIS IS SO MEDIOCRE

Has anyone checked if Seth Rogen is ok or if he has stabbed his eyes with a fork after reading his mother’s sleeping after sex tweet? Because that’s how this story would end if it were me.

Right? My first thought was, how big is that house?

I’d love to find a good pantskirt!

For regular pants, I’ve accepted that I just need to take them in or have them taken in at the waist. I don’t mind getting something tailored if it’s a nice piece of clothing. But shorts really throw me off!

What would a Rob Kardashian ‘Lemonade’ look like? Socks with sad faces printed on them?

Buying shorts is my archenemy. Every year I intend to finally buy some because even though I love loose dresses and skirts, sometimes they’re not convenient and/or they fly up. But as a lady with an arse and hips, I just don’t want shorts that are tight around my thighs or that are low rise. Basically I want loose,…

I APOLOGIZE also I don’t think Pickle Lung is covered by health care anymore so should I start a gofundme?