Best series of The Takeout? Best series of The Takeout.

CHECK OUT YA GIRL ALL LEGIT!!! DRINKS ON ME! And by drinks I mean seltzer water with lime.

We need Gawker now more than ever. Denton, are you out there?

The cops wanted to find something in the guy’s blood so he could be blamed for the accident, rather than the high speed car crash that essentially caused the accident.

Watching Fleabag was like watching a caricature of myself in my late 20s. She’s lovable, despicable, awkward, grief-ridden in all the ways I was - so much that I was often embarrassed for the both us while watching.

My wife and I love Fleabag- hope Catastrophe returns for another season as well. Both are shows I watch because they’re hilarious and help my social intelligence keep pace with change.

you give really bad, dumb advice

The number of women who use tampons vs. number of women who do whatever tf you’re telling them to do here is completely imbalanced so you absolutely. can’t. compare. them. You genuinely have no idea if this is as risky or riskier than tampons. For the love of God open yourself to the possibility that this was an…

They are sanitary, not sterile. Word choice aside, tampons are officially classified as a medical device. Obviously a higher level of clean than a gd makeup sponge. It’s odd you’re focused on semantics and not actually commenting on how questionable it is to advise people to stick things inside themselves?

Since this is the first time you responded to me, there is no “again”. I can assure you that an individually wrapped tampon, which is expressly made to be inserted in one’s vagina, is cleaner than a makeup sponge which is sitting around with its brethren in an open bag.

We’ll roll our eyes bc, Dad, Seinfeld is over.

Pinkham is allowed to exist on Jezebel by the same type of people who allowed Chritter to exist. There is a subset of women on feminist spaces that find validation in the men that make them feel smart or special. The men prey on their traumas and make them feel valued. They take advantage of their weaknesses for an…

“Museum of Modern Art”?

First paragraph names the wrong museum. It’s The metropolitan museum. Not MOMA.

I’m not into Amy Schumer, but she has a bit about how she has to bite back sympathy and offers of assistance to friends who announce pregnancy, even though her social group is now at an age where “congratulations” is in order. I felt that SO hard.

Or use more speech to reveal the ridiculousness of their views. Unless you’re not confident in your own views, that is.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”