Yeah. I loved that doc but couldn't tell if I loved her or hated her.

With all due respect, if this is satire, it’s very poorly done. Most readers of this site are educated, bright, and quite humorous. If this was even a moderately well-written satire piece, more readers would have realized it.

Is that what was decided after the intended narrative didn’t catch on? LOL nice try.

But is it satire? I don’t get the impression that the author is mocking people who hold the belief that people with certain body types should not be allowed to wear certain articles of clothing. Seems more like she honestly has these beliefs and she’s just trying to be snarky about it. Also, it’s just not very funny?

Uhhh, excuse the fuck out of me, but I look goddamn fantastic in a maxi dress. You can pry them from my cold dead hands.

Sadly

Maybe you weren’t a preteen when he was a handsome young prince, as I was. But I did get a chuckle at the suggestion that my standards are narrow because a blue-eyed, blond white man no longer fits them, so thanks for that.

Here’s why they did it. Because they can and there will be absolutely NO REPERCUSSION to their bottom line. None. Nata. Zip. Zilch.

Bruce said in the interview that he prefers male pronouns until he says otherwise. It’s even mentioned in the beginning of this article.

Flanked by A-list pussy...

Commando. It doesn’t even look old-lady to me.

Can you explain this reaction? I have a great stepdad, and a great dad, and all glory to the hypnotoad, they’ve never fought over us kids. I tend to think it’s good for kids to have more people who care about them in their lives, but divorced parents seem to take the position that their exes new partners are only…

I think everyone in this story sucks. That being said, what is wrong with Kylie teaching Chyna’s son how to say her name? Isn’t that just a standard thing for people who spend time with kids that age?

Just in case anyone’s wondering, as I did: no relation to Jodie. Spelled differently. I checked.

I just kind of wander in sometimes and snag up whatever rando thing catches my eye. I wouldn’t even know if it was a high end collaboration. I think I did snag a nice collaboration dress years ago when they started doing it but j can’t remember whose. It was very nicely cut and the colors were perfect and the print…

Well he should probably be black too, otherwise he isn’t sufficiently fighting racism.

...except the author didn’t say “coveting a fur vest makes you an asshole.” She basically said wearing one does.

I wish I could star this a thousand times. I’m a grownup, and I’ll wear whatever the fuck I want, and anyone who wants to call me an asshole for it can go fuck themselves. Also, some of us don’t live in sunny California. Fur or faux fur and goosedown = not freezing to death on your long walk to the subway.

I am truly getting to old for the main page. I can’t stand it any more.