Really? Are you guys really gonna post one of these EVERY TIME the Giants lose on a walk off balk? Guess it must get pretty boring at your magazine huh smh

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

Subtle marketing there by Kellogs.

How would you like that law to read?

Under what charge you would like them to be arrested?

Contacted regarding the feces, Bryant deferred to his former roommate, one Chuck Johnson.

RUN, DILDO! RUN!

“All I’m gonna do is write essays,” Jefferson said. “I don’t know what they’re going to be. They might be erotic. I don’t know. But I’m just going to write lots of essays.”

“You see, Putin’s forces infiltrated the fan contingent at the Euro’s in order to provide a pretext for his hyrbid warriors to stage sport terrorism attacks in France to further the agenda of the lizard-illuminati-Trump triumvirate! That England fan that threw actual shit at the French police? PUTIN AGENT! Those…

Totally. They’re small but vicious, especially the Yorkshire ones.

This is such bullshit messi nut-hugging. Argentina didn't even make it into the tournament but there's always someone around to clame messi is the better player despite terrible results with a far better supporting cast... Just can't bear to admit that cr7 is the best in history

Bobby Knight and George Brett would beg to disagree.

“I hate America,” Curry said. “We [The Warriors] burn an American flag before every game, it’s a tradition.”

What if everything else in the world is fake, but the gator is real?

“Well, how were we to know?”
“Several students reported informing Baylor only to be met with indifference.”
“Well, these were OFF campus. Clearly campus was safe!”
“What? That’s fucking awful. Also, no there were at least 10 reported assaults that occurred on campus in the last five years!”
“Well, those are just reports.
“F…

Don't tell Recep Tayyip Erdogan that Blatt is Jewish.

Ah, you poor fools. Ensnared in thine web of capatalism once again. *scoffs*

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,