It’s income discrimination, I’m telling you.

Gasser was allowed to go free by police despite confessing to killing McKnight multiple times.

Just voting will not help you change this.

Oh yeah? Well, a hockey player would’ve missed negative minutes.

booooooooooooooooooooooo

So begins the ultimate revenge of draymond green.

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lol liberal

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I use a rubber band. Any rubber band will do, although I like the ones that come on asparagus. They’re usually strong, and come in a stylish blue color. Goodwill wraps their merchandise in red ones that are cool too. The best thing about this wallet is that they are cheap (usually free), so it feels ridiculous to link…

I use a rubber band. Any rubber band will do, although I like the ones that come on asparagus. They’re usually…

+ homemade granola = good.

Fill my hole, dig.

Counterpoint: it’s technically kicks from the penalty mark. But that’s wordy, so call it what you like.

Patrick, what we really want is your opinion on Georgios Papagiannis!

Oh no not the businesses!

“Fuck John Rawls.” -Ken Starr, probably

The worst part is you’ll now have to hear from the most vile group of people at your school about how much better they are than the most vile group of people from the school down the road. That should be fun.

Often cream. but not always.

Add limes to this list as well.

My mother was cursed with having the an extremely similar first name to my father’s last name, so she didn’t change it. They had the perfect, equal solution to kids names though: give last names by matching the child’s name to the parents of the same sex. Then they had three boys. Whelp.