My mother was cursed with having the an extremely similar first name to my father’s last name, so she didn’t change it. They had the perfect, equal solution to kids names though: give last names by matching the child’s name to the parents of the same sex. Then they had three boys. Whelp.

No problem! Just try not to get too depressed because reading TI day in and day out can get stressful. (for me, at least).

Theintercept.com

These products seem fine.

So, I’m not an expert on these things and I fully support the spirit of this bill, but how much will 20 million actually get done? That seems like a pretty tiny amount of money to confront a large problem, although it’s a good first step, I guess.

Economy 101!?!?!

Unlike cultists that insist that the end of the world is arriving on a certain date, these guys have the luxury of being able to simply say “soon. It’ll happen soon.

“That’s a good looking human right there.”

It’s because the Dems wanted to clear the field for Hillary. Who do you think Joe would pull more support from: Clinton’s voters or Sanders’? They’d both be running on the same “continuation of Obama” platform.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He died as he lived. Burning gas.

Just buy a vaporizer and slap a sticker on it!

“I threw the remote so hard it somehow ended up stuck behind a piece of glass it broke!”

Your username makes you seem like a super even tempered individual.

Man, I was just trying to make a sarcastic remark on the political nature of supreme court nominations and confirmations, as well as the reductionist us right / them wrong discourse that seems to be following it. I guess I’m really just calling into question how much the Democratic party and their supporters really…

Can I meet you halfway and just promise to never contribute to the gene pool?

I guess I am pretty dumb, because you have totally lost me here. I really, really hope that this exchange hasn’t upset you too much.

I mean, they’re all just mediocre midmarket cars, right? Do people seriously have strong opinions about that? In either case, I don’t drive.

You want to point out where I called anyone dumb? I think you were actually the person doing that. Do you realize that political != dumb? Once again, damn.

You realize I just agreed with you about the whole “Republicans are trying to get their way at the cost of the constitution” thing right? Damn.