5th paragraph, you wrote Wes Matthews when I’m guessing you meant Wesley Johnson.

One day, I hope to have enough money that I feel I can waste it on buying a website as fundamentally bad and dumb as xoJane.

Fun fact: apparently Cleveland has a weirdly large number of serial killers. No idea why.

hahahahaha +1

Couldn’t this brutality end up damaging real life relationships though? I occasionally hear people complain that someone has unfriended them on facebook, and they never really seem happy about it.

Yeah, to be honest my issues with Stanford are really just the same as my issues with other hugely wealthy private schools, but I won’t deny that they have good science and tech programs (including an apparently great statistics department, my chosen field).

ehhhh, the hoover institution pretty much torpedoes what little credibility that stanford had with me in the first place, although that obviously doesn’t mean a whole lot.

This seems like a good idea. I am saying this untrollingly, because apparently that’s something that you need to declare.

Wait, please explain to me:

Yes.

The argument that anti-choicers are using is a perfectly solid one. We’ve backed ourselves into a very weak rhetorical corner here, and we should get the fuck out of it, because engaging in this sort of disingenuous talk doesn’t seem like a good idea to me.

They just don’t want to pay for certain things, and do want to pay for others.

Yes, but because $10.00 that’s being used for, say, administering pap smears frees up $10.00 from other sources that may not have the same limitations as hyde-amendment backed federal funds, all the hyde amendment does is cap the amount of money that PP can spend on abortions at (their total funding - their federal…

She also pointed out, to a panel of deaf ears, that federal funds do not pay for abortions

Trust me when I say that it’s possible to eat lunch with someone every day and still not exactly be friends with them. So do what you gotta do to get you guys to learn about each other, then progress quickly into the “let’s hang out OUTSIDE of work” phase. If ya’ll have some shared interests (drinking/other drugs,…

I don’t remember having a “good” dream either, but there are some that are definitely not bad, just where stuff feels a lot like a normal, neutral day, except it’s a dream, so in retrospect, nothing about it made sense.

A couple: one isn’t a recurring dream exactly, but a recurring theme. Do you know what running up a really steep sand dune feels like? It’s hard as fuck, and you go very slowly. Anyway, in these dreams I’m running from something or someone, but it feels like that. Like I can’t move quickly. Every step is a slow,…

Why must one be better than the others? Is it possible that the positive qualities of every season are complemented by the positive qualities of others and emphasized by their opposing negatives too? Would we not forget to love the cold of winter if not for the heat of summer? Would we not forget the joy of the clear…

Serious question: is it normal to refer to male people as “guys” in legal complaints when not quoting someone?