railroads are criminally underrated. Definitely top 3 material right there.

Yeah they do. Japan actually just made it illegal.

"I me wed" is some high level tagging.

Utah.

words cannot describe the depth of my envy.

Female ejaculation: both dangerous AND not real! </sarcasm>

Americans don't really hate Congress, they hate that they have to share it with other Americans. Ask how people approve of their own representatives, and they'll answer that, at rates of near 50%, that they like them just fine.

"smoking through a couple cartons of cigarettes and downing a bottle of brandy would have sufficed"

Does the actual sex still get to be freaky?

I'm not saying it would work out in our favor. I'm just saying that if you want to have young people involved in politics it might be a good idea to give them a better shot at representation. Or, you know, we could just pull out all the stops and have compulsory elections. That'd be cool.

By the same token, shouldn't we reconsider how right we are about these issues / candidates if we're relying on people with such incomplete life experience to vote for them?

Here's an idea. We don't let people under the age of 25 run for the House. 30 for the Senate. 35 for president. Why the fuck would young people care about politics of we make impossible for them to get involved in the most consequential way? Try having a few 21 year olds running and see if they can't convince people…

Pharmakon - Crawling on Bruised Knees

No.

Still waaaaayyyy too many words.

uhhhhh so that gangsta boo tape fuckin slaps

To be fair, that chat ends in a point(?) about putting mayo on the bottom of your cupboard.

You can sometimes alternate up an down rows to fit more glasses in a tighter space. Helpful if you have new roommates with a lot of glasses. Do people actually give a shit about this?

I'm actually a big fan of watercolors.

I'll actually cover for this LSD disaster. I can't guarantee quantity, relevance or quality of writing, but I'll do my best.