The kid has to learn to take a Pedigree properly if he ever wants to make it in the world.

Does this mean anytime an NBA player nut shots an opponent they’re just saying “I want to be traded for you”? If so, Draymond must really want to be traded.

This is the best they could get for Demarcus Cousins??

lol

All of this is to say, the Kings are not getting much in return. Both of these packages suck.

Hey guys, we have the best Stretch 5 in the league!! What should we trade for?! OMG LOOK A BACK TO THE BASKET CENTER.

Hield having to leave NOLA tommake way for Cousins? That’s a real punch in the dick.

I so called this. The folks at Blue Diamond are going to be ecstatic to see Buddy Hield grabbing nuts in a Kings jersey.

Clutch your pearls any harder and you might finally achieve orgasm.

Well, a 2"x 4" block of pretty light wood (as opposed to a 2'x4') is pretty small.

I would applaud throwing things at any US president. That Obama was a smug wedding-droner doesn’t make Mussolini-with-a-busted-weave any less disgusting.

Well shit, I’ll full-throatedly endorse hucking shit at motorcades.

Those cutthroated bastards in Eastasia deserve it. Or was it Eurasia?

Now now, it isn’t called an assassination of the President. It is a, lets see if I remember this correct... Oh Yeah, it is “A 2nd Amendment Solution”. That is what the right called it last year, when there is a call to waste the President.

You don’t know it, kid, but you threw that block for a lot of people. Vaya con dios, young warrior.

I can’t believe Trump hasn’t mentioned this brazen terrorist attack on his life that was only thwarted by the brave security forces at his disposal. If only the liberal Republican judge in Washington hadn’t struck down his Muslim ban, this would have never happened! #neverforgetFloridaMotorcade

“Mr. President, any comments on the situation in Prussia?”

These liberal youths need straightening out. Maybe some sort of club...where they all wear the same clothes...and attend rallies...where they learn to be grateful for their leader?

isn’t throwing shit you found on the ground at other moving shit what childhood is all about?

If these were my kids, I’d take them for ice cream after I picked them up from the police station.