If you get them fresh, they’re fine. Let them sit out, or take them home and they’re not.

They only pay $50 for yearly registration? *cries in Californian*

Making more electricity, green or otherwise, isn’t part of the anti-civilization environmental plan.

I’m glad Android never abandoned its core mission of selling phones with goofy gimmicks rather than making good products.

But why now? Why not 20 years ago?

The dealers think they deserve the money you’re not spending on gas

I thought voting was supposed to handle that

The lonely people are executives and middle management, right? The rest of us are quite content to be working remotely.

“Precautionary measure” to cut costs from the food court, which the current CEO is on record as being a true hater - to the point where the founder has threatened him with death if he messes with the hot dog. We’ve lost the polish dog, the onions, the sauerkraut, the deli mustard, the combo slice, the turkey sandwich,…

The employees should quit if they’re being screwed.

Fusion might provide adequate amounts of electricity. This would be bad for two reasons: it would lower rates and effect the power companies’ shareholders, and giving people more electricity would go against the goals of the anti-civilizationists. 

No, really, just giving people houses will make them housed, and we wont have any problems anymore. Simple solution.

The taxi pilots will be contractors and therefore the pilots’ licensing and experience, or lack thereof, will not be the business’s responsibility.

Depends on the job. Building guillotines, for example, I think I might have an advantage.

The Model 3 is more like the size of a Corolla though.

Still not going to use the app.

It took me a year to get SoCal Gas to come back out to my house to do a permanent fix to the holes they dug to fix an underground leak.

Those evil car companies, pushing their cool ass vehicles on me, forcing me to buy big vehicles with big horsepower that I demand they make.

Not this kind of race for sure.

Between this and the slideshows, whoever is running these sites thinks its still 2005.