It’s General Tso’s Chicken. No competition, not even a question. And its not the same thing as Orange Chicken you West Coast heathens. 

Don’t buy the bullshit. People collaborate if they need to collaborate. There is no spontaneous collaboration because of overheard conversations. Open office is so they can watch you.

Because a group of Nancy Reagan types haven’t banded together to think of the children about cellphones.

I drove the cart collecting balls at a driving range. Fantastic job.

Eating a horse is one thing, but an ill horse? Isn’t there any concern for disease transfer?

But my property values.

Pizza guys always drive 1985 Camaros. They have my whole life and haven’t stopped.

Is her relevance still defined by a movie from 25 years ago, or does the media enjoy the double meaning of calling her a clueless actress?

$45k is entry level. Luxo-trucks are in the $70k range.

I always figured it was because they didn’t want to serve anything with any amount of heat or flavor, so they picked Ohio to justify their own beliefs on the spiciness of mayonnaise. 

Most days it seems I’m left inspecting my own meat.

Don’t put it past Trump to break up California into two or three states to reduce their power.

Ah yes, my “commercial” Chevy Colorado that sometimes gets better MPG than my wife’s ecoboost Ford Edge. The funny thing is that California used to let you save that commercial DMV fee and register as a regular vehicle if you put a camper shell on your bed. I believe its been updated to now require a sink and a toilet…

I had a few of these on Friday, really good. I don’t know how exactly to describe it, but some Oktoberfest beers have a lingering flavor that hangs around and overwhelms after more than one. This one, however, is very clean and drinkable.

And 20 minute intros about their personal lives that would make the Olympics blush.

“Paying” is strong word when it comes to GM. It’s probably going for about $38k in real life.

GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO

Fuck Boston.

Lead poisoning from spending so much time with guns would explain quite a bit.