I got a taco there in 2004, I am still shitting.

Running and bodyweight work is actually what the military looks for. The presidential fitness requirements are about getting better recruits.

I spent 4 years on the track team,  6 minutes is tough for people who train every day in highschool, I wouldn’t expect any middle schooler to do that.

The Tacoma has to be carrying the Colorado’s resale for the fact they’re both midsize trucks, right? How is that going to affect/be affected by the Ranger?

I hate them because they cheated multiple times, and because they play in what has been over the last 20 years the worst division in football.

I had a 1988 Caprice in highschool in 2001. It had the V6 with 105k miles on it. I’ve had many cars since then with more years and more mileage on them, and none were in as bad shape as that Caprice. Burned oil, AC broke, shocks broke, rust, fallen headliner, squeaks and squeels, couldn’t hold an alignment, and was…

Tell that to the Walton family.

I live in SoCal but spend more than a few weekends in the mountains during the winter.  They require tire chains at the lightest dusting unless you have AWD or 4WD. Hell yes its worth the premium.

Nice minivan.

“You mean you have to pay money for new cars? I’ll buy a gently used one in a few years.” - a Jalopnik poster before lamenting when Ford stops making them in 2027 due to low sales

My ideal NYE option is falling asleep on the couch while some young musician I’ve never heard of performs on New Year’s Rockin Eve.

Everyone in all pro sports was on drugs then and they still are.

My mirror has fallen off the windshield in my Subaru every summer for the last three years. The last time, it took a chunk of glass with it.

Television is still compressed to crap.

Don’t underestimate truck guys.

Just throw a generator in the bed and plug it in while you drive.

But then you wouldn’t be advertising them to everyone within earshot every time you used it.

They should go with some of the ideas from Aykroyd’s insane original 100 page script in the grim ghost-haunted future of NYC where ghostbusters fight for territory, both block-to-block and through time and space and alternate dimensions. 

Have the Templars sued Ubisoft?

We ended up getting an Edge because the Explorer’s third row made both back rows useless. The Edge has way more legroom in the back seat without a fake third row crapping it all up. We aren’t driving enough people around to necessitate a third row, but the Edge worked much better for rear-facing baby seats in the back.