Saying “watching this police chase from the West Midlands, which I think is near Birmingham” is like saying Texas is near Dallas.

Remember criminals: When transporting large amounts of cocaine, drive like a complete moron so as to attract the attention of police.

low key this guy also commentates futbol matches

“clueless, hueless and now-swimming pool-less” and “Gentrifier from the block”....

Hey, Coaster owner in Australia here.

I’m disappointed they missed the opportunity to call it the Toyota Toaster. I guess this was named when Toyota was still hung up on c-words.

Then just think, the Canadians could visit Detroit!

Please, we only have one perfect film and that’s Raiders. I’ve never understood the love for films 2 and 3 in any way.

I mean, at least they were smart enough to stop making Star Wars movies in 1983.  

Every year there is a shitty singer who can’t dance on Masked Singer and I am like “ITs SHATNER!!!” but it never is.  Maybe next year

Let Lou Reed rest in peace!

I will not stand for this Last Crusade denialism!

21 comments in and nobody has made the obligatory “It belongs in a museum!” quote?

Shia LeBeouf was not the problem with Indiana Jones 4; he and Karen Allen were the only two people who seemed like they wanted to be there.

Why though?!

The new Matrix has arrived !

Cosigned as an off-white upper middle class dude.

I extend a barbaric yawp to all the karens out there.

In my neighborhood this would be grounds for Karen to call the police. She’s got them on her speed dial. 

If I cannot let out a barbaric yawp, I don’t even understand the point of the suburbs.