Luke looks like Thundarr the Barbarian on that cover.

Yes, but the patent for the transparent staircase is very specific- it’s a combination of technologies brought together for a specific use. Specifics in patents matter.

Yes, they had a design patent for rounded corners. On a smartphone. With a multitouch screen. With a virtual keyboard. With all the other things that make an iPhone an iPhone. Apple isn’t going to sue IKEA because they sell a coffee table with rounded corners. Specifics about the device itself in addition to design…

Tell that to Apple, who tried to sue Samsung for the same thing

Saying it’s not even close because it doesn’t look *exactly like a current iPhone* is missing his entire freaking point.

I still need a droid.

These videos remind me of the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy entries:

This is a surprise? Other companies pay celebs to use social media to drive business. It's a huge part of the PR industry these days. Why should Facebook be any different?

Of course it should. Why not? Just don’t add the “Episode” line. Done.

You know... For kids!

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

Is Saw Gerrara the first character from the Clone Wars (CGI) series to go live action? It’s not Grievous, because he was introduced in the first Clone Wars microseries. You know, the one that was done by the Samurai Jack guy whose name I can’t spell.

I use it all the time. its actually quite functional. 9 times out of 10 it's the perfect screwdriver for odd jobs around the house.

I don't think that's particularly paranoid for the billionaire head of a large infotech company. Sensible precaution more like.

Here you go:

Sorry, I didn’t notice that bit. I hope you can find it, it’s the best tool I’ve ever purchased!

I prefer my sonic screwdriver screwdriver:

Yeah, that’s kind of my point. There are alternatives, but there’s no major competitor for Office. These are minor players that don’t present a real alternative to Office. There’s no Android to compete with iOS in this case.

Well, this is my point, really. You like Office, I don’t care for it. That’s fine. If this is the solution for you, then more power to you.