Okaaaaay. It's September 18. It's NOON on the East Coast. Where's my iOS 7? I'm getting impatient!!!
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God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.
No, kids' birthday balloons are the more likely culprit there. Ever notice how many mylar balloons there are at your average supermarket? I'm guessing a lot of those aren't being sold. Then there's toy stores, party supply stores, etc. Chances are that Aeros is probably going to be more conservative when it comes…
It's about time! I've been waiting for this thing to (literally) get off the ground for years. Airships are awesome.
What? No Delorean?
We can't wait a week people?
What this says more than anything is that Apple is a hell of a lot more capable when it comes to marketing their products. What was it that Ive said? "Beautifully, unapologetically plastic."
Do they ever let Jony Ive out of that room? It like he's in purgatory.
Damnit! I want instant gratification now!
Damnit! I want instant gratification now!
Imagine Anthony Weiner's reaction...
Chocolate iPhones!
You were expecting maybe Humphrey Bogart?
One minute late. No points for punctuality.
True, but in the U.S., the fall season has more to do with Labor Day than the vernal equinox, and this is especially true when it comes to marketing and product launches. Of course Apple is a global company, but I don't think they're going to split hairs along these lines.
That's the entire reason I'm paying attention. Honestly, I don't really care what microscopic change they've made to the iPhone 5. I want to know when 7 will be released!
I take that back. The biggest geeks out there are sports fans. It's geekdom without the social stigma.
Hey! This is nerd time, not sports time.
Too bad they're fugly. This is what happens when style is left in the hands of engineers. I'm looking at you, Galaxy Gear.
It's statements like this that makes me think it's only a matter of time before they start pumping Ritalin into the drinking water...