I don't know if you caught this during the broadcast, they just kind of mentioned it in passing once or twice, but the Red Sox haven't clinched in Boston since 1918.

Uncanny.

In the true spirit of Reddit vigilantism they mistakenly outed this as a Ford campaign at first.

If anyone would be prepared for aborting at the last minute, it's J.J. Redick.

Pro athletes sure do make a lot of money. Thanks for that original insight.

You strike me as the kind of guy who has a knife collection.

Thats funny, I called the game with 60:00 left: "irrelevant."

There is effectively no difference between 2nd & 3rd or 1st & 3rd with two outs in a tied game in the bottom of the ninth. By running for home he forced a more difficult throw and a tag out as opposed to a force out, so for a runner on third to go home is slightly +EV because two variables in the play are in the…

BUT HE TRIPPED THE RIGHT WAY

I know a guy who's a big fan of the Bears who's kept a beard since the early 90s - he even has a name for it, "Kelly Preston"

He has more range as an actor than he did as a shortstop.

No, you're definitely white.

But he is a real Native American chief, right?

Gosh, Dan Clark should've known better. The United States hasn't been at war since 1947!

I have a very subtle deadpan that does not lend itself well to the Internets. But I am not going to change for you.

I think Cards fans would be all for it. After all, it's not like he's using steroids or other PEDs. This kinda stuff harkens back to the days of Gaylord Perry and Don Drysdale. Lester's cheating the RIGHT way.

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

WHOOSH

Of course. Wasn't implying otherwise.

Jeez. I know he's had a tough run of injuries but there's no need to be a little dick about it.