even gets hit in the fucking face the right way

So it's a good thing we're not talking about the name here.

75% of the Indians fans polled loved their silly cartoonish looking mascot, while 25% found Nick Swisher to be insufferable.

Wi Tu Low gives this a +1. Ho Lee Fuk not so sure.

To be fair, staff writer James Crow did issue an apology.

Unfortunately for Erik, StubHub will be unable to refund the time he spends watching this shitty World Series in person.

Jesus, Kool-Aid Man. You really need to learn how to bunt, considering you're a pitcher and all.

They literally killed themselves? Man, I thought a mass suicide by football players would have been bigger news than Wayne tearing an ACL.

That's one way to get Dexter Jackson off the premises.

"Wait, turns out it IS Zach Thomas"

I'm glad Marcus has chosen to communicate with his brother using a digital medium. Were it not for Twitter, he'd most likely be following his brother around like a little puppy dog, and, well...

Stan died the right way.

Best fans in the world!

+1 Goddamnit, Deadspin. You're so fucking Gawker sometimes.

Now I'm waiting for the day when there's an openly gay player in baseball who criticizes someone for admiring a home run for a bit too long. The Braves fanbase will implode.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

*It's a shame scumbag guys continue to victimize young girls like this.

Busch league

Man fuck outta here. No white player is that fast.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.