Thought the lions were gonna start fucking.

It’s time to reach out to the back-up quarterbacks, Beef Binkles and Blart Boofles. If that fails we’re going to the practice squad to get Burp Bangles some reps.

Husky and Starch

Looks like this week it will be the Bills quarterback who takes a knee.

This seems like a great place for me to talk about my fantasy draft. I picked some players but also didn’t pick some players. To be honest, I just set the auto draft and let it go.

What recommendations do you have for those of us in a punters-only league?

Is this where I post my fantasy team? The other page didn’t work, and it sounded like Deadspin really wanted to know about my fantasy team.

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

The kid appears to know the path to righteousness.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

+1 James Franco mini-series

Usually only Malaysian pilots can produce that type of swerve and dip.

“Back over to you for a rebuttal, Curt Schilling”

No, and it’s likely because the 50 and 55" are both 60Hz panels, and the 60" panel is the first that’s 120Hz.

No, and it’s likely because the 50 and 55" are both 60Hz panels, and the 60" panel is the first that’s 120Hz.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

Everyone first thought that said “porn”, right?