“Mr. President! Do you have anything to say in regards to the Senator’s allegations of your authoring volumes of Kratos slashfic?”

I would be surprised if it wasn’t already a quest. Kiryu stumbles across a frightened man hiding in a garbage can. He claims that some thugs are out to beat him. The one Yakuza guy in the crew recognizes the fourth chairman and, excited to work with the Dragon of Dojima, enlists his help in finding the guy in the…

I still need to finish Yakuza Kiwami 1 so I can move onto 2 and then finally onto 6. That’s the one I’m most ashamed of considering how much I adore the series. I should finish Witcher 3 this year as well but I’m not terribly bothered. I bought it years ago but only started playing in the closing months of last year. B…

Most of this first year at my current apartment was spent with my PC essentially crammed into a free standing book/whatever shelf next to my TV stand because it was the easiest thing to hook up when I was first moving in and I wanted music and stuff to listen to while unpacking. I only moved it to another room about…

And eventually you get sci-fi ziplines and little hover trailers that putt along behind! But really, it’s about rebuilding roads and jumping gorges with your package laden truck like a redneck Santa. And running down package stealing delivery junkies, those lovable assholes.

It is satisfying. I recently went back east to 5 star all the shelters back there and decided to zip line the place up. All the shelters between Port Knot to the waystation west of the capital are connected but I ran out of bandwidth before I could get to the capital. It made it so much more enjoyable to blast around…

It’s fine. Some kind soul put down a climbing rope on the ledge next to the entrance. Now run along and get into some trouble, you little scamp!

I haven’t watched the video and I haven’t finished the game. I did see a non sorted stack of cargo on Sam’s back in the thumbnail video that autoplayed in the sidebar of another article. SORT IT OUT, literally, YOU FIGURATIVE MONSTER.

Children are so difficult. It’s all fun and games until you drive your bike off into a ravine and they’re kind of annoyed at your shenanigans. Like, OH SURE that makes you upset? But tearing across a blasted landscape while angry delivery junkies throw lightning spears at you is simply delightful? Babies are so fickle.

Tell me that I can ride one of these

Hmm. Well, I think I can guarantee that she doesn’t give a shit about me even though I’m pretty alright most of the time. I don’t make anywhere near enough...

She seemed human the few times I’ve watched her interact with kids. I can’t remember the occasion but I do remember one photo or video of her fussing over Barron and she looked somewhat like an actual mom type person.

Ew...

“...through his role in the Avengers as a fancy sack of potatoes cursed with a sentient, bipedal existence by mystical wizard Thanos, has starred in...”

This column has been a great source of K-Pop discovery (and sometimes rediscovery)for me so, as far as I go, I’ll say mission accomplished. And you’re leaving with a great damn track. Good luck to you and thanks for all the recommendations. 

If anime has taught me anything, an old lady or maybe a deceased elderly couple’s daughter used to run a candy store out of that house.

Cheese and crackers has it really been six years since the PS4 launched? Ugggggggggggh...I’m so old.

I didn’t even think about starting an animal cafe...*hangs head* I have so much to learn.

You can fund the Policenauts remake with your Disney’s Marvel’s Movie Millions™! I have a Gundam to build as well so my fake funds might be tight. 

I think I can interpret the body language of the guy in the camo jacket. Ahem... “It costs fucking WHAT?!”