I can tell you right now that, were I in his position, I would absolutely sink my money into a personal Gundam, start a motorcycle company that makes replicas of the bikes from Akira, or fund a remake of Snatcher. You hear that, Kojima? Drop this bonkers Death Stranding stuff(but seriously, please finish your weird…

I wonder if I’d be happy with it as someone who never played the alpha. I like the concept and I was interested way back when but also haven’t really given it much thought in some time.

Maybe they’re more interested in creating a spectacle than creating a show that’s compelling for...less trainwreck-y reasons so they don’t reach out to more talented people? Or there’s an ego element and the more talented people refuse to come on? Dude, I wish I knew. I’d love to see an honest to goodness American…

From what little I know of the American remake(which, in fairness, is very little), I’m going to guess it’s because they can only get people like Ninja and Tori Spelling to appear. Not that everyone on the Korean show is a Sohyang or Solji or Ha Hyun-woo or any of the other incredibly talented performers who’ve been…

Now, do I wait for the remaster collection of the remake or buy the remake as it comes out? So many decisions!

I can’t help being reminded of the time I took a girl I had met through WoW on a trip down the dusty, old, mudhole ridden dirt road that was my memory lane of Ultima Online. A friend and I frequently went on and on about it and how much fun it was evading and occasionally fighting PK’ers outside of Trinsic...or…

“Intimidate, sweet-talk, resort to violence, write poetry, sing karaoke, dance like a beast, or solve the meaning of life,”

Well...shit. I had been thinking about getting a new car for a while and hadn’t really found what I wanted yet. Then I realized that I’d rather get a new bike. Had I known this was coming, I probably would have gone the Mustang route.

I think I’ve finally figured out what superpower I would want. When I was a little kid, I just wanted to be invisible. As I dreamt of escape during my teenage years, I decided that flight was more my speed. Much later in life, the ability to innately understand and fluently speak any language was my dream superpower. B…

The header image makes the skull seem like the entrance to an amazing dungeon.

I haven’t seen it nor will I ever see it but I patiently await the episode where Jack Ryan is in a helicopter crash so he can then spend his days behind a FUCKING DESK, JIM FROM THE OFFICE. Stop trying to make action man happen, you doofus.

I did, pretty much, that very thing in Darksiders 2 back in the day. I also burnt myself out on it. I started it, got really into it, and played it virtually nonstop for a quite a while. I lost on a boss fight and was so tired that I just put it down and could barely muster a “I’ll come back to it”. A couple years…

Well, I would be playing through Infamous 1&2 if I had any idea where my disc is. I finished up Second Son yesterday so that’s good enough for now. If I don’t redownload Prototype on Steam and blast through that, I’ll likely pick up Darksiders 3 before my PS+ sub runs out.

Phantasy Star 3 is my “some day” game. I’ve tried, so many times, to get through it but I just stop for whatever reason. I’m a prince who is set to marry a beautiful and mysterious maiden! A descendant of a clan that was thought to be dead for 1000 years kidnaps my bride to be on our wedding day! I’m beside myself…

I guess it’s a good thing I don’t write for them. “It’s Cold, I’m lost, My UI Is Fucked And The Last Thing I Remember Is Fighting A Big Dude... But Everyone Else Is Having Fun So That’s Lovely.”

While I’m not new to FF14, over the years I’ve only managed to get my archer/bard up to 43 and am still firmly in A Realm Reborn content. So I bought Shadowbringers yesterday thinking I want to try and catch up to a couple of my friends who’ve been playing more or less all along. Should I roll a new character? I’m…

I can’t speak for you but I know that I’ve changed. I was “massively” into MMOs from the launch of Ultima Online till roughly the middle of 2008, post Burning Crusade. At the end, it got to the point where I was either working in the day and coming home to put in a few hours running instances or doing…

I think your character has to be a female with the black widow perk. I think you can get dialogue options to flirt with Benny but he treats you like a crazy person unless you choose the option associated with the perk.

Oh famous internet people...is it that hard to not be a weird, creepy, sex pervert, dingus? Actually, don’t answer that. You’d find some way to interpret that as me asking to see your junk.

Normally I’m not terribly concerned with playing using the language appropriate for the setting, if even an available option, but I’d be the first to say that playing it with French dialogue added to my experience of playing Unity. Weirdly, it never crossed my mind while playing the Ezio games.