Normally I like raisins. I eat a light breakfast and I find that a small handful of raisins is a fine accompaniment to my meal. Until today. Now I’m familiar with that bit from John Oliver and, until this morning, I’ve always felt raisins didn’t deserve the abuse. They’re just a bunch of old grapes doing the best they…

Reedus Fetus. Reese’s Pieces. Reedus Reese’s Fetus Pieces. I’m on to you, Kojima.

I’m finding that as I get older, so do my friends. It’s hard to bake stuff these days because I can’t give as much away and my body doesn’t need an excuse to get fat. But damn do those cookies sound delicious. The malted milk powder has me intrigued. Did you dust the cookies after baking or did you work it in the…

It’s weird feeling but yeah. Current gen is almost five years old. I think the typical life cycle between consoles has been between six and seven years.

I’ll agree with that and I’ve only seriously played two Elder Scrolls games, Daggerfall and Skyrim. Only Daggerfall let me travel the world, collecting pretty dresses. Despite that, I’ve still put a few hundred more hours into Skyrim. Hmm...maybe it’s been a very gradual negative gradient?

The ending of their presentation felt like a mistake. Like someone forgot to drop in footage when they were putting the thing together. Or maybe someone had to hurriedly take something out? I think I got up to get a glass of water and came back to “Thanks for watching!”

Oh that’s even better than what I imagined. I was picturing more of a “art from the remains of many Rubik’s cubes that were destroyed in frustration” style.

While I respect the hard work the groups put into it, I can’t imagine what the respective K-Pop reporters go through keeping up with all the groups. Just imagining Jae Eun in the weekly K-Pop Korner trying to condense the news of the 200 groups that have either debuted, broken up, released a single, or whatever into a…

I love the differences between this and the Japanese trailer. Hokuto shinken drink bartending vs tons of fighting and explosions. And thank goodness it’s coming with dual audio tracks. It sounds like the English will be solid but you can’t tease me with Kazuma Kenshiro and not deliver. Now I can hopefully switch…

“Gideon remarked...” Remarked... normally, I don’t mind NPH but I can’t read that in anything other than my most affected, snooty dickbag voice. Oh indeed! It probably wouldn’t annoy me as much if not for the overall tone of his message. Just look it up you twit.

I’m from Alabama and I remember my dad doing that with Shredded Wheat countless times. Heat up milk on the stove, pour in the cereal, cook it for a bit, and a bit of salt and butter(I think) and that was breakfast. It always smelled delicious but you couldn’t convince kid me to take that over whatever awesome cereal…

Eventually we’ll be old enough to where Surgeon General Crunch sounds like a perfectly adequate alternative. We’ll lie to ourselves and say that we didn’t care for all that sweet anyhow.

So long as I get to control the donger. If you let me be on your team, I promise to be a responsible dick pilot.

Yves is way more optimistic than I am. Maybe in some markets a fully or primarily streaming gaming system could be feasible within two console generations but, for most people, I can’t see it happening. At least I hope it holds off for as long as possible because I’m not looking forward to seeing how badly providers…

I feel like 3 needed the DLC to hit its potential. Awesome jetpack, awesome jet boat, awesome mech, and some awesome weapons. Orbital lightning cannon that you can call down at will. Utter joy.

I think anywhere is fine but, if you twist my arm... New Vegas, maybe? I love them all but F1 and F2 require a bit of tolerance for 20 year old game mechanics so it’s not as easy to recommend. The first two are the only games that have any meaningful connection to each other in terms of story but 2 will catch you up…

At least you didn’t buy an Xbox One for Scalebound, Phantom Dust, Fable, and Crackdown 3. There’s probably another game I’m forgetting. Wah wah...at least I have a machine to play most of my 360 games if that dies. Not that I’m ready to be pessimistic about Crackdown but once they announced it’d be playable on PC,…

Modern day Duchovny thinks it’d be awesome if you came out to hear him and his band. Maybe stay after the show so you, him, and his new lady friend can get a drink and catch up? It definitely won’t be weird.

I thought they hated her now. Has the tide since come back in?

I’ll have to pass that recommendation along to her. While it’s fun to make fat guy noises at her cat and jiggle its gut I’d rather the cat lose some weight, as I’m sure she would as well.