That is something ripped right from porn and, as a dick haver, I can’t fathom how it’s comfortable or stimulating to either party. My mind goes straight to worst case scenario which is basically my dick winds up severed. I guess that’s generally a worst case scenario in any case that doesn’t involve a cataclysmic…

Great. Just great. The brush with which I broadly paint isn’t adjustable!

Ooh those sound interesting but first, I really need to read Solanin. The first volume is taunting me from the coffee table. I bought it on a whim a while back at the bookstore after the artwork caught my eye.

My one bit of advice to guy would be to find a job in another city or state if possible and move. I wasn’t rooming with a dirtbag or anything but I was certainly in a rut of my own. The company I got a job with put me up in an apartment with a couple other guys who turned out to be pretty awesome, the change in…

Be my best self?

“...he just asked her out to, pardon, but, fuck her.” There must be a better way for the original author to have written that. Or maybe I’m the only one who misread it at first.

What an adorable little jerk. I can’t even make a joke about it.

Sadly, the results for “crow puns” only results in some over worked comedy soil and disappointment that quid pro crow wasn’t put to better use.

Now that might be. I live in the south and Duke’s seems to be a company based in the region. Personally, I think I’ve had it once in my life but I have no recollection of how it tastes.

You are not wrong. The funny thing is I was just typing a comment about some of the stuff I liked from Judge Dredd when I suddenly realized that nearly all of it was from Demolition Man. I have to struggle to remember what actually happened in Judge Dredd and it hasn’t been too terribly long since I rewatched it.

The lines can be absolutely murder.

First image result under “civic minded crow.” It’s not what I was hoping for but still greater than what I imagined.

Duke’s is fancy mayonnaise? It’s certainly prevalent enough around here.

Sad days. Their songs and concepts always get me, especially Catallena. I freaking adore this video. It’s not often where I find myself saying “I love the set design and costumes” for a music video but there it is.

You beat me to it! I was about to post an almost identical video. The end of the last clip is great too

I think I’d have no choice but to applaud the enemy. Then I’d be massively annoyed. It kind of makes me think of the ridiculous critical hits in Fallout. Some random goober grabs an smg or a minigun, lets a full auto shot loose from a mile away, and manages to completely destroy you in power armor. 95% of the time you…

Maybe it’s not that he couldn’t but that he knew better than to fly too close to the sun. After all, one of these guys didn’t bust their ass at the end.

The only thing I’ve learned out of all this discussion is that there must be a yellow shirt guy who inspired some other aspect of the orange dance.

This is forever on my “I can’t believe I haven’t played it” list. One time I saw it used for around $3. I regret not getting it because I haven’t seen it that cheap since. But in the same trip I bought a few other things, including Shadows of the Damned, so it’s hard to lament it too much.

It’s bad but it has some genuinely funny moments. Those moments are kind of etched in my memory so I haven’t felt a need to rewatch it at any point in the past 15 years. You could watch this instead and get a good idea on whether or not you want to bother.