Holy crap I can’t believe I had completely forgotten about Boomerang! I remember almost nothing else besides that scene and Eddie Murphy’s character being obsessed with feet.

Well that finally and certainly explains their clusterfuck of a menu.

If it were anybody but Donny Jhepp I’d say yes.

Thanks! That might be one of the nicest things that anyone has said to me. It’s certainly up there.

All it’s missing is a solid refrain and a couple more verses. Maybe including one about the singer’s boyfriend and girlfriend sharing a pair of jeans? I mean, you can’t have a modern country song without a line about jeans or shorts, right? We’ve already got references to beer, country life, a truck, and relationship…

What I want to know is how hasn’t someone made a parody movie about an ad agency executive and the company behind ridiculous perfume commercials?

I’m practically there. I went up two levels over the past week that I’ve been resubbed to the game. Only another 11 levels to go...I’m shooting for a Fall 2018 goal but I don’t want to burn myself out so we’ll see how it goes.

Hopped up in my truck, out to get a beer

Every time I go to get a haircut I think about just getting rid of it. Part of the reason I don’t is because I like catching up with and talking to the woman who cuts it. Another part is I think I might have a weirdly shaped head. I think the last part is I’m worried I’ll look like Michael Chiklis and I’m not ready…

I can’t help but think of something like this in Ultima Online or an open pvp area in WoW. The corpses...my god the corpses.

ah hahaha I was having lunch with a friend earlier and talking about FF14 among other things. He mentioned the queue and exactly that scenario popped in my head. Of course I described to him what I imagined and he tells me that is exactly what it was like. I can’t wait until they start a line to hand out ration…

Starbound is fantastic. I wish I could get more friends to play it but such is life. If you’re hunting for more suggestions then check out Wolfenstein: The New Order. It’s phenomenal and 50% off on Steam.

Same for The New Order. I reinstalled it a couple days ago and I’m excited to blaze through it again. It’s so damn good. I’m going to try and get some FF14 time in as well. Not that I can touch the new content but hopefully I can make some good headway to level 50.

It’s a good thing this site lists the year each movie was released because otherwise I’d have no idea which one the third one is as the titles are so fucked up. Sadly they’re still making a ton here and worldwide they keep making more. On a happier note, the domestic box office has dropped sharply so there’s that.

This is amazing and in dire need of narration.

God damn that’s a hell of a woman. I don’t know what else to say...she’s just impressive.

Knowing how petty people (teachers by extension) can get, I get the feeling they were most chapped by “...he left a copy of his speech on his principal’s desk for review the day of the ceremony.” The principal is obviously a dipshit and handled it terribly but if the student had delivered it directly to the principal…

The only question I want to ask David Cage is if this another game with a couple neat segments or an interesting idea that the rest of the game fails to live up to?

In a “switch” for me, I’m pretty much set on selling my XB1 in favor of the Switch. It’s a fine console but I’d rather it go to someone who is actually going to use it. Unless the prices tank between now and when I pull the trigger due to dropping prices at retailers. Then I might keep it solely for backwards…

I have that same Gohan figure somewhere. Probably in the same place as the similarly made Goku figure that came with four different heads and two sets of arms.