“You’ll work for exposure!” No, I’m sorry...fuck that.

So long as I get to keep my Patrick Stewart in a Fable 3 king costume avatar they can do whatever they want. I’d be their best friend if they get me a Locutus of Borg costume.

I know that pain. I don’t know if you’re looking for suggestions but you might have some luck with a Dynasty/Samurai Warriors game, a Lego game, or an MMO. Oh! Or Saints Row or Crackdown...those are a ton of multiplayer fun. Those would be my first recommendations without knowing what it is about co-op that she…

Holy crap that’s great! I’d love to hear a rendition of it by Shigeru Matsuzaki but that might have something to do with Katamari on the Swing possibly being my favorite track from a video game ost....and I feel like I needed some semblance of an excuse to post this.

It sounds like “Let’s all jump up super high”

Right? I’ll tell you what else I’m excited for...the prequel’s sequel, Life is Strange 0 Pt. 2: Stranger Danger. There will be many bold narrative choices!

A couple years back I received this as a gift and it works great. I kind of feel like a jackass recommending something so single minded but the results are good. Sure, you do have a goofy plate to keep around but conversely don’t have to use oil or parchment paper. Also, the included mandoline isn’t adjustable but it…

GTA VI(WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS) #andnowwefeast #gonesexy

I’d offer a high five but as someone else who is also currently getting none...well let’s just solemnly nod and be on our way.

I thought it was appropriate. I’d say he was fired for being a “goody” and he is pretty damn tall so looming is apt.

Thanks for reminding me that I never got around to picking that album up when it came out. I’m going to rectify that.

You’d get along great with my cousin. I think she’s had 8 over the past 8-10 years. Somehow, despite the seeming inevitability of her pregnancies, they’re each a little miracle! #blessed #partofthefuckingreasonIleftfacebook

Now she’s going to get all uppity!

Yakuza 0, I promise I’ll get to you! Hopefully sometime this month but with the upcoming release of Stormblood, my desire to try and get back into FF14, and various other things that come up or games I’m already playing like Dead Cells and Fallout, my plan to tackle Yakuza 0 might fall apart.

We’re all Brent Spiner’s burner...or something like that. Oh and don’t toy with my emotions! Everything is still raw after the ending of Insurrection. Sure it’s 20 years later but it takes time to heal!

Don’t knock the green stuff until you’ve tried it

That is fantastic! How the hell didn’t Ubisoft use that logo for Blood Dragon?

That kind of sounds like how I feel trying to convince my friends to watch Wynonna Earp and Kimmy Schmidt.

I’m glad I’m not the only weirdo that struggles with the modern burden of turning on a PS3. It’s been the biggest impediment to my finishing Yakuza 5. The difference between that and turning on the PS4 is like the difference between me getting up in the morning now and getting up in the morning 10 years ago.

“...Russian...” I knew it! Whenever someone is doing cartwheels on the edge of a roof, a Russian is there. Whenever someone needs to involve a live bear in a Lara Croft cosplay, a Russian is there. Whenever someone cosplays as a bear and eats a woman’s face before leading police on a high speed car chase, Florida Man…