This isn’t playing games against your little brother or sister! This is competitive Street Fighter! You’re supposed to use the prescribed combos. Gosh, don’t you know anything about competitive Street Fighter?

“Where are the men only showings?! Where is the glllglaaallggll...” -Some man who choked to death on his own rage/bag of dicks

Hey, you joke but I now appreciate the joke as a result of the explanation. I feel like that’s worthy of noting on a calendar or diary. My goof was that I totally thought the Shaq movie was called Shazam. But to further add to the confusion which has since been cleared...

Wait what? The comedian Sinbad or the sailor Sinbad? Either way, I was unaware! I’m also a little embarrassed to admit that I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of his movies. Not out of distaste for the medium or anything... it’s just never happened.

She also voices a lounge singer named Magnolia in Fallout 4. She even performed a couple of songs in character and she’s good. I had no idea she could sing!

I very nearly picked up The Surge but I wound up getting Dead Cells. Same as you, I’m not big on the Souls games. I like the execution of them and what they do but at best they don’t hook me and at worst they make me hate myself. The Surge has caught my attention though. Maybe it’s because of the sci-fi bent. At any…

For the most part, Dead Cells. It’s not quite to Binding of Isaac’s level of “Oh god I can’t stop playing...don’t send help because I don’t want to answer the door” but it’s not far off. A friend of mine recently got Terraria so if she gets freed up this weekend, hopefully I can get a good game going of that. I’ve…

I think that’s the first I’ve heard of it. I’m disappointed the title has nothing to do with Shaq or Beat Takeshi.

That’s disappointing to hear. A big reason I had been thinking about switching was their library of movies. Shows and anime are second to that but still important to me so it looks like I’ll need to find out more about what they offer.

I don’t know about chants but there’s a non-zero chance that at some point I would start screaming “I AM YOUR GOD NOW!”

I imagine at least a few DoJ people are reading this and desperately trying to avoid spitting coffee on their monitors while frantically pointing at this fucking blowhard.

That pout is, in a word, tremendous. He looks like a kid that had his mom tell him in front of his friends to sit down and cool off after running around in the sun all day.

Streaming rights are a strange beast. It’s definitely frustrating and Amazon Prime is quickly becoming a more tempting proposition. I enjoy a lot of Netflix’s original programming and discovering new things on it is fun so Prime isn’t quite there for me. It feels like it’s only a matter of time until I cancel Netflix…

I used to have a similar thought as a kid. “When I grow up, I’m going to build a house underground with an elevator and it’ll have tubes with mirrors so I can get sunlight!” I have none of those things and life is worse for it.

My first thought was that she found a random mother and daughter that look just like her.

The first thing that comes to mind when I think of Chevy is a dead daytime running light. That’s commercial quip worthy, right?

I like to think that I’d be a sunlight broker in cyberpunk universe. Maybe I’d have one of the few places that gets a few hours of sun a day or maybe I’d sneak people out of the city to experience a day out of the city. You want some of that all natural light? You got to pay, same as everyone.

I was about to say that it’s time for my monthly look up of Cyberpunk 2077 news.

Yeah Jason why ARE they delayed? HMM?!